Here is an exchange between an incredibly rude woman at the grocery store and myself. You'll like this.
Just for context, you should know that I look about 30 weeks pregnant right now.
Woman: Are those kids seriously all yours?
Me: Yep!
Woman: And you're pregnant again? Seriously?
(Erm...no...I just like the basketball look...)
Me: Yep!
Woman: Man, you must have a good husband...
Me: Please. He's so good I'm pregnant with twins!
Woman: You're kidding. Please tell me they're boys.
Me: Okay. They're boys.
Woman: You ARE done after this, right?
(Here is where I'm REALLY struggling.)
Me: Oh, I doubt it. A woman with a husband as good as mine wouldn't dream of stopping at 5! So how many do you have??
2 comments:
WOW. People never cease to amaze.
My kids are the same exact ages as yours (I have three - two boys and a girl) and I am currently pregnant with #4. People say the rudest things. I'm still wondering when four or five became an insanely large family worthy of such shock and disgust?
Post a Comment