So if you're on Pinterest, you have probably seen something like this pop up across your feed. I think it's absolutely hilarious. Don't get me wrong, I'm all about it. But I think our current family rules would be something totally different.
- You must wear underwear at the dinner table.
- If you step on something sticky, clean it up, or at the very least, warn Mommy that there's something sticky in the house.
- We do not put strawberries between the couch cushions.
- Do not bite anyone who isn't related to you. If you must bite, please do not draw blood.
- We pee in the potty, not in the hallway.
- Do not lick things from your fingers if you can't remember what they are.
- Goldfish are not for babies.
- Please do not climb on anything higher than your head.
- Eat your vegetables.
- Anyone caught screaming and jumping on the bed simultaneously will be put in time out. Separate these activities if you'd like to stay in the clear.
- Jesus is WATCHING YOU.
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