Listen Up, Y'all! It's Shoesday!

Ack. This makes me want to play tennis or ride a bicycle in a skirt.

And this one? Fuggedabouddit. If only I could dance. I'd wear these dancing. Or maybe you don't dance in platform wedges.

Gwen Stefani, I love you. These shoes are so simple and sexy. I would totally run a company in these puppies.

Mmm hmm. You know you want to click the link...be strong.

Yeah, it's real snakeskin. This is how I appreciate snakes. By wearing them.

Well, I really don't need to say anything here. Go ahead and order them, you little devil. They don't call them "Date Night" for no reason.

Shoesday Cuties!

Let's just get right to it. Hello, gorgeous. They may be out of my price range, but they're far from out of my mind! Jimmy Choo, you little devil!

LOVE these. They make me want to go skirt shopping and buy lots of scarves to tie around my neck. And no, you can't afford them.

Seriously?? Ribbons?? Coach thinks you need more of them. I think these would make me wear heels on a sailboat. Maybe even board a sailboat.

Well if these don't get me a third baby, I don't know what will. I think these fall into the "always permissible" shopping category.

And these?? GOOD NIGHT. These make me feel like putting my hair in pigtails and carrying a backpack. Just love them.

Next week, white shoes you'll want to keep clean!