I don't live in Iowa; Vote for Claire Faustina Cooke!

And it's a good thing. This nation only cares about the state of "Iowa" once every four-to-eight years and for the duration of about two (2) months. LOL. Who the heck lives in IOWA anyways!? Iowinians?! Exactly, right??? Get outta there people.

If I DID live in Iowa? I'd vote for someone who:

1. Reduces (my) taxes;
2. Flip flops less than Romney (rolling and scootching 24/7 is okay and encouraged in politics lol)
3. Crawls steady to the top of the polls vs. the Perry, Cain & Gingrich FLIGHT to the top (which were each so obviously created by the media for dramatic effect/flair, ugh)... slow & steady wins the race;
4. Is baptized in the Catholic [or at least a Christian] Church (this should've been #1 but I wasn't thinking LOL, just play along, punch line is coming...)
5. Is more conservative and pro-family and pro-life than Pawlenty, er, I mean that other guy that looks just like Pawlenty who is still in this race but no one can remember him b/c there are too many people in the debates to each talk...um, Santorum?
6. Who smokes less pot than Ron Paul, um, a lot less;
7. Can maintain a mean, debate-ready, firm, no-punches-pulled face even with food hanging off her lips, and
8. Has beautifully HUGE cheeks;

More cute than a pig with lipstick, my perfect candidate for 2012... Claire Faustina Cooke.



I mean, come on. She'd do better than Obama! With her mama's natural budget balancing talented, we'd probably even balance a budget in DC!

(This post brought to you by Daddy. Mommy's still rooting for Santorum and thinks Newt and Claire are neck and neck in the cheek department.) (Daddy agrees. Newt has some cute cheeks and I'd be willing to overlook all the worked-with-Clinton-reached-across-the-aisle-jibberish he carefully executes on stage but he's just sooooo freakin' arrogant!!!!!!!!!)