Back from the big city, y'all!

I'll post a big old post with pictures and hilarity later. For now I'm trying to clean my house. Ever notice how it always gets worse on Day 1 of cleaning and magically looks better at the end of Day 2? Andrew hates Day 1, and he went to work in a state of "blah" this morning as it was, so Im trying to cram Day 2 into Day 1 to surprise him when he gets home. I have a party to host in 3 days and this house is nowhere near party-ready. I hope the weather holds. What the poop would I do with a million people IN the house?