Hey Albuquerque,

You suck.

It's 2am. 37 degrees. Rained for about 10 hours. Er, no, it poured. And the wind was insane as well. Keeping three small ones dry and warm in the whipping, freezing rain in a tent is nothing short of impossible.

We have another night scheduled here tonight, but Mama will be executing the Toddler Contingency and Evacuation Plan forthwith. We'll see the balloons at sunrise, hit up the atomic energy museum and then get the hell outta this place. Carlsbad, here we come! Did you know it's 66 degrees in Carlsbad right now? It's true.