22 November 2008

In Memoriam

It it with great sadness and a heavy heart that we announce the passing of our beloved Red Fish. He was a faithful pet, a loyal friend and a brother to all. (All fishes, that is.) He will be missed and his memory will always remain.
Red Fish is preceded in death by brothers One Fish, Two Fish and Blue/Black Fish. He is succeeded by family Andrew, Laura, Lucy and Maple.
Services will be held at the kitchen trash can on Saturday morning. A ceremonial bowl cleaning will follow. No visitors please, donations may be made to The Dr. Seuss National Memorial.

Oh Red Fish, The Places You'll Go

2 comments:

Jennifer Merkel said...

We can't help but be saddened at the passing of such a brave young fish.
He had a brief life, but he managed to bring joy to...well, Lucy.
He's now in that great river in the sky...or somewhere.
Bye-Bye Red Fish.

Lisa Marie said...

HA HA HA HA HA oh my goodness... i'm sorry, you just are hilarious.

Ohhh sighhhh... goodbye red fish. How you were so loved... kinda. Enjoy swimming with your beloved one fish, two fish, and blue/black fish now.